Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by d2dave

What comedy show did this come from?

They know! I'm afraid to find out in case they are watching me watch them

Originally Posted by d2dave

What comedy show did this come from?

The White House

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

They found him. He was living in OZ under the name of James ............. an ex RAN diver.

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Obstetricians make great comedians, because it is all in the delivery.

A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people
He approached a house and saw a man.
"Good day," he said "do you have time to discuss, I'm a Jehovah's Witness?
"Sure," said the man.
He let him in the house and they just kept staring at each other until the man asked "so what do you want to talk about?"
Then confused the Jehovah's Witness just said " I don't know, no one has let me in before"

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