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  1. 21st February 2026, 09:29 AM #9411
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    I don't know much about the new Lib leader Angus Taylor, but I'm guessing his favourite letter of the alphabet is ''G''.
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    2 blokes sitting on the banks of a river in the NT just dangling their feet in the water.
    One screamed in agony and said that a crocodile has just bitten off one of his feet!
    The other bloke said "which one?"
    The first bloke said " I don't know, those crocodiles all look the same"
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    I hear Greenland is making their own MAGA hats, "Make American Go Away".
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    My doctor said I have a magnesium deficiency, in that I have none I was shocked and my immediate thought was "0Mg!"
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    My doctor said I should get more oil into my diet from seeds and nuts, so I have started eating doughnuts.
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