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    My wife said she wanted to go somewhere expensive for dinner, so I took her to the local servo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    My wife said she wanted to go somewhere expensive for dinner, so I took her to the local servo.

    I did that twice yesterday for fuel,different vehicles,185L total.
    That should last for about 3 days depending

    No money left for food.

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    Ships damaged !!! Strait of Hormuz

    Today in the Strait of Hormuz, a ship carrying red paint was hit by a drone, and crashed into a freighter carrying purple paint



    It was reported that the crews of both ships were marooned, awaiting rescue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Today in the Strait of Hormuz, a ship carrying red paint was hit by a drone, and crashed into a freighter carrying purple paint





    It was reported that the crews of both ships were marooned, awaiting rescue.


    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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    I remember all those Chuck Norris jokes about how indestructible he was so this seem fitting.
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    He actually died 30 years ago. It took God this long to work up the courage to take him.
    Dave.

    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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