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    Jokes

    Come on, let's have your jokes, but a reminder that this is a G rated forum, so keep the rest in the mudpit

    The old thread is now locked.

    (added by incisor)

    it was locked because it is getting big.

    that jokes thread is the 3rd or 4th one we have had over time. it wasnt locked becuase of the content as some are trying to assert.)
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    One day a beautiful young woman went into hospital to undergo a routine operation on her private parts. A nurse showed her into the operating theatre, told her to remove her clothes and put her feet in stirrups, legs spread wide.

    After the nurse left the theatre, a man in a white coat walked over to her, looked between her legs and walked back to another man in a white coat and they began talking in lowered voices.

    The second man then walked over to the woman and began examining her intimately, prodding here and there, then he walked back to the first man and began talking again.

    Suddenly a third man in a white coat arrives, walks over to the woman, examines her breasts and feels her backside.

    "Excuse me," said the woman, "All these examinations are alright, but when are you going to start the operation?"

    "I dunno," said the third man in the white coat, "We're just here painting the corridor!"


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    How do you tell if an elephants been in your fridge?

    His footprints are in the butter!!

    Bwaaahhh haaar haar!

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    This idea for a thread





    No seriously, I wish not to offend nor harass other users therefore I will laugh at my own jokes privately in the comfort of my own home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crump
    How do you tell if an elephants been in your fridge?

    His footprints are in the butter!!

    Bwaaahhh haaar haar!
    your funny crump ...

    go start a jokes thread in the mud pit if you have something to share that doesnt fit here...

    wheres the get a life emot when you need it....
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    hey, no fair, I like that joke.

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    Come on, that was a truly dreadfull joke
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    Heard two baked beans talking about where to go for there holidays yesterday.
    They decided on cairns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wortho
    Heard two baked beans talking about where to go for there holidays yesterday.
    They decided on cairns.

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    Hmmmmm


    Why did the chicken cross the road?????

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