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  1. 14th March 2023, 01:12 AM #1
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    Updated marriage vows

    I think the marriage ceremony vows should be amended to the following

    "In sickness and in health
    For richer or poorer
    And an ever increasing amount of cellulite"..
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    Spud, go and tell your missus that. Then come back (if you are able) and tell us about her response.
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    Spud is either an adrenaline junkie, or has an illiterate spouse.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Spud is either an adrenaline junkie, or has an illiterate spouse.
    Perhaps she only reads and speaks Gaelic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    I think the marriage ceremony vows should be amended to the following

    "In sickness and in health
    For richer or poorer
    And an ever increasing amount of cellulite"..
    Get yourself to a gym mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Get yourself to a gym mate.
    I think he needs a running coach...
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    My version

    "In sickness and in health
    For richer or poorer
    And for spending as much money as groom sees fit on Landrovers

    Probably leave out the word "richer" in the second line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post

    Probably leave out the word "richer" in the second line.
    Yeah, I never understood that bit either.
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    We had our 53rd anniversary this week. Certainly there's no "richer"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    We had our 53rd anniversary this week. Certainly there's no "richer"!
    That's because of you love of Landrovers, not your love for Elizabeth.

    Great effort Ron, 53 years.
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