Originally Posted by DiscoDave
My road rage incident was when I came across an infuriating trio of halfwits on the Bells Line of Road last weekend. For those that don't know it, it's a winding, hilly road with some tight bends linking Richmond and Lithgow. Single lane 95% of the way, very few opportunities to overtake unless you're in a Lambourgini or there are no highway patrol around.
Trio is headed by some woman, in a Mazda peoplemover, who has nowhere to go in a hurry and apparently a pathological fear of corners. She's travelling 15 to 20kph below the speed limit and brakes on every bend - even when it's uphill!:eek:
Right behind her is some bubble car with a bubble-head driving whose only notion of overtaking is to get as close as possible to the car in front, then maybe they will.... I don't know... slip underneath?:confused:
Third in the conga is a guy who would really like to overtake but is not sure he has the accelleration to do it so he hangs back on the bends and closes up on the straights. Which doesn't help me at all because I actually do want to get past them and if he left the gap I could have overtaken him on the first straight and had a fighting chance at the other two on the next one. But oh no! Hang back, close up. Hang back, close up. ad nauseum.:mad:
Finally an overtaking lane! Guy No.3 takes 200m to figure out No.2 is clueless and going to do nothing and eventually he pulls out and gets past them both. I'm already flooring the accelerator at this point but it's slightly uphill and my diesel disco isn't the fastest thing on an incline. ;) As Guy No.3 goes past he must have triggered something in No.2's brain and they realise that with two lanes going in the same direction they can go round the object in front of them! They pull out just quickly enough to prevent me getting in the lane and, of course, they get alongside the velocity challeged No.1 just as the overtaking lane ends. So they both slow down and come to a complete halt because they're just not sure which one ought to go first.:eek: They must be polite people. Polite people with no idea what's going on in the world around them.
Having got the Disco up to 100kph I now have to get it back down to zero fairly bloody sharply because of these brain-dead excuses for a road-user. The horn was used at some point... and for quite some time!:angel:
Strangely, I feel better now.:soapbox: