Thread: Medication confusion

A man goes to the doctor, who diagnoses him as having hemorrhoids.

The doctor prescribes him a suppository and tells him to use up to two daily as needed until the problem subsides. The man has never used a suppository before and uses it like he would any other pill: he swallows them. They are a bit big, but he manages. A few weeks later, the man calls the doctor and asks for a refill.

The doctor is surprised and asks, "Ran out? What are you doing with them? Eating them!?" The man answers sarcastically, "No Doc., I'm sticking them up my arse."

Not like the blonde, who thought they were called innuendos.
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