On the days when we were poor in sydney (read off pay week) me and SWMBO used to have some fun with the local dealers...
We'd go in in my clapped out rover, dressed to the nines for us, claiming that weve just inherited some money and we'd like to upgrade, Im a mechanic by trade and Im not too worried about what i get so long as its got on demand permanant 4x4 is in good nick and you'll let me put it up on the hoist and have a nosey at the underside... but honestly I still prefer my old rover vut as long as my love and strife is happy well......
SO swmbo goes and has a sticky in the yard while I watch drinking coffee and discussing the "tech and history" of the vehicles shes looking at with the service guy. At this point we have at least 2 of the staff tied up and we're being really friendly with everyone, like we really want a nice easy deal.
one gets picked out, test drive done up on hoist sometimes to be yeah I like that shes all sweet other times, nahh im a bit concerned about that crack/mark/worn bush there. Have you got anything similar? or if I picked the car when Im all happy SWMBO pipes in with... but i dont like the color.
Then as they're filling out the paper work We'll spot something more expensive that we'd rather have and we'll ask questions while one rings the others mobile. One quick fake conversation about something urgent at work and without leaving a number we promise to return later to complete the transaction.
always good for a free coffee or 2 and fill in a saturday.


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