Thread: This is funny

Originally Posted by LieutenantRover

I decided not to install Girlfriend 2.0 and bought a 2nd hand version of Wife 1.0. I find that any problems that arise can be erased by purchasing Landrover 1.0 to 10.0 in sequence and promising more of the same should the program play up It hasn't uninstalled yet.

Im in a similar situation I updated Girlfriend xx.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that by hurling abuse at the annoying paperclip type feature I could con the system into automatically sourcing Landrover upgrades although they were not always strictly in sequence and one time even got it to purchase a version of Sportscar.

I have also found that Ignoring any occourances of NAG NAG and applying BEERINSHED or PLAYWITHLANDY in any version seems to reduce the frequency of NAG NAG.

With my system running so smoothly I have allowed the system to upgrade with the application of CHILD 1.0 hardware and associated software.

Hope it all stays stable.

Like others have experienced, the I/O port didn't work on Girlfriend 1.0 to 3.0 and only commenced working sporadically after upgrade to Wife 1.0 which has been running reasonably well for the past 36 years albeit with occasional crashes.

Flowers 10.5 and Diamonds 4.2 worked well in the past to resolve certain operating system issues but now have little effect.

When the I/O port became intermittent I suggested co-installing Girlfriend 4.0 to take over I/O functions but was advised that it would be necessary to uninstall Wife 1.0 at a cost in the region of $500,000 (plus a new enclosure). I then suggested Secretary 1.0 but was told it would then cost even more to install Wife 1.0.

I tried Landy 1.0 through Landy 3.0 until I found Landy P38A. This worked well for some time but has recently become buggy requiring a lot of expensive tech support.

At the moment I don't know whether to upgrade to Girlfriend 4.0 or Landy D3. They are mutually exclusive as the cost of uninstalling Wife 1.0 would preclude purchase of Landy D3 and add-ons.

Would it be possible to install Girlfriend 4.0 as a background task?

Any suggestions would be welcomed.

I agree with mud_bogger6 but at least while im running a 7.0 girlfriend im not getting wife 1.0 pop ups nagging me about updating the house 2.3 and claenup gear 3.5 and Newcar 6.2

Originally Posted by Vandermorph

I agree with mud_bogger6 but at least while im running a 7.0 girlfriend im not getting wife 1.0 pop ups nagging me about updating the house 2.3 and claenup gear 3.5 and Newcar 6.2

At your stage of program development I'd just be working on improving the overall Keystrokes per minute so upgrading to a reality girlfriend program is possible in the future.

Just a suggestion

Originally Posted by dobbo

At your stage of program development I'd just be working on improving the overall Keystrokes per minute so upgrading to a reality girlfriend program is possible in the future.

Just a suggestion

It may work

My late father's accountant, for many years, at least 25, ran Wife 1.0 and Mistress 1.0 in separate enclosures, one each side of the Brisbane River. Each system was aware of the existence of the other but refused to interact.
Major operating problems occurred when the accountant attempted to reduce travelling time servicing the i/o ports by arranging to purchase adjoining enclosures. Neither Wife 1.0 nor Mistress 1.0 would operate in close proximity forcing a return to the previous installation.

well what you have all forgotten is that in the software license for girlfriend it clearly states that if you keep it installed and functioning for period of 12 months or more it has all the legal rights of wife.

This has cost me on the two occasions l uninstalled girlfriend programmes v1 and v2 am now running a new unix software called sex slave 1

are there any versions of the sex slave program that are compatable with wife 1.0?