This is my Landie Disco. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Disco is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Disco is useless. Without my Disco I am useless. I must drive my Disco true. I must 4x4 better than my enemy, who is trying to bag me. I must out 4x4 him before he out 4x4's me. I will.
Before the God of sand dunes and mud bogs I swear this creed: my Disco and myself are defenders of our breed, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of all terrain 4x4 life. So be it, until there is no more Tojo enemy, but peace. Amen.
Hell!....i think i might call my Landie "CHARLENE!!"
With apologies to Stanley Kubrick and Full Metal Jacket!....

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