I have to say I only drink NATO
Big and Bad
instant
white (usually not milk but sweetened condensed from a tube)
2 sugars
served at body temperature so that when the shooting starts I can skull it before making the mad dash to the pit/crawling up into the turret/moving the vehicle.
for the perfect nato..
get a cups canteen, some almost hot water, cold water and a 24hr ration pack
put 3 sachets of coffee and 3 sachets of sugar into the cups canteen and fill with hotish water to the bottom of the first rivit that holds the handle on.squeeze in a random quantity of condensed milk, swill the cups canteen around or stir with the coffee sachet, if you drop it in it doesnt matter you wont notice. add cold water to the top of the second rivit.
For the yuppie version, sit your sweetend condensed milk on the engine bay sponson just under the exhaust manifold of an M113 for about a week or the exhaust shield of a 110/mog/mack for the same amount of time.. IT make a nice caramel coffee...
the best bit of it is the treacle thick stuff that sits in the bottom of the cups canteen. That bit of it you could inject into whales that have had heart attacks and they'd come round.
