Thread: Don't tell Scroobie.

The trouble is that vehicles sold here will eventually have to be EU compliant. Thay are also talking about making all passenger vehicles have to have low slung, sloping fronts to protect pedestrians, and that will include 4wds. The days of the tradiationally shaped 4wd are nearly over.

They will never, pry my cold dead hands from my Series Landy, never do you hear me, never.

Luv's yus awl

Shorty.

Nah! I got a series model.

I'll be gettin one soon (I hope)

Sheer brilliance!!!

This obviously means airbag dispensers mounted on the front of the car.

SO when a car hits a pedestrian, the bag inflates at three thousand feet per second, catapulting the hapless bipedal into the next suburb....

and of course, add the speed of the car and its mass to the equation...

and the deployment of the bag(s)...

if the first impact doesn't do you in, your tip into a low earth orbit may be your last sight of the planet, before final (airbagless) impact...

this'd make a good gag for "The Simpsons"......

Now where is Isaac Newton?

There must be an equation for this.




GQ

Originally Posted by Quiggers

Sheer brilliance!!!

This obviously means airbag dispensers mounted on the front of the car.

SO when a car hits a pedestrian, the bag inflates at three thousand feet per second, catapulting the hapless bipedal into the next suburb....

and of course, add the speed of the car and its mass to the equation...

and the deployment of the bag(s)...

if the first impact doesn't do you in, your tip into a low earth orbit may be your last sight of the planet, before final (airbagless) impact...

this'd make a good gag for "The Simpsons"......

Now where is Isaac Newton?

There must be an equation for this.




GQ

Thats what I was thinking

Surely it would make more sense to fit airbags (and a parachute) to pedestrians

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Sh*t...that man with the red flag is gonna have to be a sprinter!!

He won't have to run to fast for you Numpty's Missus. I saw how fast you drove along the F3 near Gosford.

That Scroobie bloke is a dead set pain the rectum. We have had him on our case for yonks about allowing cars to park with near side wheels on the footpath in narrow streets.

He reckons this is dangerous. What a muppet.