Thread: Stop Alien Abductions

No more voices.....but then again everybody has stopped talking to me now.... maybe there all aliens.

there is a lot of sniggering in the background though.

If these were sold in shops, they would be a big seller in West End, we've got everything else!!

Originally Posted by FenianEel

If these were sold in shops, they would be a big seller in West End, we've got everything else!!

I'll sell you one..

Originally Posted by oldzook

I'll sell you one..

I think a full bedpot would be more effective, and you could actually see and smell that the idea is a crock of *$^&!!

Originally Posted by FenianEel

If these were sold in shops, they would be a big seller in West End, we've got everything else!!

Speaking of which, have you seen the maroon Tarago in West End that is the cult vehicle for some group apparently concerned about alien abductions or the apocalypse or something.

No Joke.

I hadn't seen it for a while but then it appeared again the other day.

I laugh out loud every time.

Originally Posted by adm333

Speaking of which, have you seen the maroon Tarago in West End that is the cult vehicle for some group apparently concerned about alien abductions or the apocalypse or something.

No Joke.

I hadn't seen it for a while but then it appeared again the other day.

I laugh out loud every time.

Haha DaVE,

The "Raelians" - he was what I was thinking of!!! Absolutely hilarious www.raelian.org for the normal folks

Originally Posted by FenianEel

Haha DaVE,

The "Raelians" - he was what I was thinking of!!! Absolutely hilarious www.raelian.org for the normal folks

Man

Thats just plain F***ed up.

Aliens don't look like Michael Jackson, however Michael Jackson doesn't really look like Michael Jackson anymore so what do the aliens of the raelians really look like.
(try saying that quickly without a collander on your head!!!!)


Make sure the bed pan is the blue plastic type, the metal doesn't work and in fact in some cases have been used as an aerial to recieve incoming transmissions,(ever had one of them old type fillings for you teeth that could pick up radio) this is why in the early 90's you used to see teenagers with metal trimming on their baseball caps, talking in American accents. It wasn't their fault, their body's were just being channelled by radiowaves from the cinemas playing Boyz in da hood. If however they turned their hat slightly, from the backwards position to a frontal position they would not only be protecting their noses from sunburn but would by default be receiving waves from the more mainstream channels, they would have been talking like the cast of Home and away, Blue heelers, Acropolis Now and even the odd re-run of Kingswood country.

Oh and if you can get someone to place a full bedpan on their head remember to take a picture.

www.raelian.org

Strewth ... there is a lot of useless bloody **** on the web