LEGAL ways to annoy neighbours

Build a statue of the 'Finger' ( up yours mate) big enough so they can see it everyday from their property.
Saw this on TV the other week, it really ****ed the neighbours off.

It's in Warrendyte or Eltham Im pretty sure but it got him in trouble with the council.

get a cheap tarp and some poles, paint a nice message on the tarp for the neighbours, drill the poles into the concrete wall so they stand up above it and then put the tarp up facing the neighbours, this should give some privacy as well as **** of the neighbours :)

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Originally Posted by mcrover

When the council in ashburton built a new foot path out the front of a mates rental and then kids used to go along banging on his fence every day he got some scunk that they put in LPG and Natural gas to give it it's smel and put a few drops out there on different parts of the path until the gas company came and ripped it up.
Problem solved path never went back.

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Its called ethyl mercaptin. One drop in a car and you would have to burn the car to get rid of the smell:o

yeah i heard of a bloke that couldnt get a neighbour to pay his half of the fence so instead of replacing the fence he put on up on his side of the old fence - as he owned both sides of the fence he invited all of his friends around for a graffiti arvo - the graffiti side faced the neighbour - and as it was on his property the neighbour couldnt touch it / paint it etc.

he he good one if you ask me

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Originally Posted by DeeJay

Its called ethyl mercaptin. One drop in a car and you would have to burn the car to get rid of the smell:o

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Thats the stuff Deejay best of all not traceable that you have done anything.

I've got an idea... but it's not cheap. The people next door have just done this.

Demolish her house. Then build a 3 storey wog mansion that takes up the whole block and makes the yard dark from 3pm. Grrrr :angrylock: :angrylock:

I had a mate who was a prankster,many years ago his neighbour upset him one day so he bought one of those big pump up water pistol jobbies and put weed killer in it, then he hopped over the fence one night and wrote "you f***** wa*****" on their nice new front lawn. one week later the coppers paid him a visit.....

Repeatedly dob them in for using/wasting water.:twisted:
If its like Melb, you can go rabid with this.:o I know of folks who just dob in random house and street numbers and see how long it takes for inspectors to knock on their door.
I am told the record was about 15 min but he was already in the area responding to another call:mad:
The beauty is you can do this from work, a mobile, public phone without even being in the area. Almost untraceable.:angel:

Ralph

Wait until they're away for a few days then bowl it over.

Then tell 'em there was a 'mini cyclone' which buggered it. (Australia is famous for mini cyclones).

A tree could fall....they do that; especially in the presence of mini cyclones.

Plant bamboo - the root/shoot spreading variety - there goes their backyard.

Move to a better area, maybe - I have nice neighbours, thank God.

They're soo nice they take turns mowing each others lawns, when one is away on hols or such. And we all swap home grown tucker.

GQ