Who'd like to be my wife?

A man and a woman who have never met before end up sharing a sleeper cabin on a train. During the night it gets a bit cold and the man who is in the top bunk leans over and asks - "Excuse me but would you mind getting me a blanket from the cupboard?"

She says, sweetly "Tell you what, why don't we pretend, just for tonight, that we are married?"

He thinks this a great idea as she's a bit of a looker "OK sounds good"

She says "Then get your own sodding blanket!"

After a moments silence he rolls over and farts.





Can't believe no-one has posted this one yet. :D

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

The bits you blokes need you mean... :D

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There are other bits???? :eek:

:D

Ron

Well my wife certainly doesn't cook and clean.... They can do that?

simple.... She knows I'll EVENTUALLY get sick of the kids complainig they are hungry... Me too and do something about it!

Depends on who will give in first! (Sorry Numpty........)

$37 for a ticket to Vietnam is great. Why don't you go. They have some good beers you've never heard of in Vietnam I believe, and Vietnamese food is great. You could pub crawl while the others do the temples and markets.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

$37 for a ticket to Vietnam is great. Why don't you go. They have some good beers you've never heard of in Vietnam I believe, and Vietnamese food is great. You could pub crawl while the others do the temples and markets.

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• I don't like Asian food (I did a number of business trips to various cities in Asia when I was working for OTC and Telstra. I usually didn't eat the food at the restaurants to which we were taken.)
• I have no interest in overseas travel - my wife usually goes by herself.
• I don't like going away on holidays - I'd rather stay home.
• I don't drink beer.
• I don't like the smells.
• I don't want to go.

:D

Ron

we ARE rather fortunate to have you here Ron:whistling:
:p

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Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

we ARE rather fortunate to have you here Ron:whistling:
:p

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Very true, Pedro. :D

Ron

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Originally Posted by p38arover

• I don't like Asian food (I did a number of business trips to various cities in Asia when I was working for OTC and Telstra. I usually didn't eat the food at the restaurants to which we were taken.)
• I have no interest in overseas travel - my wife usually goes by herself.
• I don't like going away on holidays - I'd rather stay home.
• I don't drink beer.
• I don't like the smells.
• I don't want to go.

:D

Ron

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You need to turn your hat around. You are a HOME BOY :p :p :p

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Originally Posted by Captain_Rightfoot

You need to turn your hat around. You are a HOME BOY :p :p :p

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?? From Wikipedia:

"Homeboy (feminine: Homegirl) is a slang term of unsettled origin. It means "friend". "

Ron