Who'd like to be my wife?

**Frenchie** · 3rd April 2007, 01:28 PM

A man and a woman who have never met before end up sharing a sleeper cabin on a train. During the night it gets a bit cold and the man who is in the top bunk leans over and asks - "Excuse me but would you mind getting me a blanket from the cupboard?"

She says, sweetly "Tell you what, why don't we pretend, just for tonight, that we are married?"

He thinks this a great idea as she's a bit of a looker "OK sounds good"

She says "Then get your own sodding blanket!"

After a moments silence he rolls over and farts.

Can't believe no-one has posted this one yet.

**p38arover** · 3rd April 2007, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

The bits you blokes need you mean...

There are other bits????

Ron

**cookiesa** · 3rd April 2007, 02:56 PM

Well my wife certainly doesn't cook and clean.... They can do that?

**cookiesa** · 3rd April 2007, 03:10 PM

simple.... She knows I'll EVENTUALLY get sick of the kids complainig they are hungry... Me too and do something about it!

Depends on who will give in first! (Sorry Numpty........)

DiscoMick · 10th April 2007, 05:53 AM

$37 for a ticket to Vietnam is great. Why don't you go. They have some good beers you've never heard of in Vietnam I believe, and Vietnamese food is great. You could pub crawl while the others do the temples and markets.

**p38arover** · 10th April 2007, 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

$37 for a ticket to Vietnam is great. Why don't you go. They have some good beers you've never heard of in Vietnam I believe, and Vietnamese food is great. You could pub crawl while the others do the temples and markets.

I don't like Asian food (I did a number of business trips to various cities in Asia when I was working for OTC and Telstra. I usually didn't eat the food at the restaurants to which we were taken.)
I have no interest in overseas travel - my wife usually goes by herself.
I don't like going away on holidays - I'd rather stay home.
I don't drink beer.
I don't like the smells.
I don't want to go.

Ron

**Pedro_The_Swift** · 10th April 2007, 06:21 AM

we ARE rather fortunate to have you here Ron

**p38arover** · 10th April 2007, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

we ARE rather fortunate to have you here Ron

Very true, Pedro.

Ron

**Captain_Rightfoot** · 10th April 2007, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by p38arover

I don't like Asian food (I did a number of business trips to various cities in Asia when I was working for OTC and Telstra. I usually didn't eat the food at the restaurants to which we were taken.)
I have no interest in overseas travel - my wife usually goes by herself.
I don't like going away on holidays - I'd rather stay home.
I don't drink beer.
I don't like the smells.
I don't want to go.

Ron

You need to turn your hat around. You are a HOME BOY

**p38arover** · 10th April 2007, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by Captain_Rightfoot

You need to turn your hat around. You are a HOME BOY

?? From Wikipedia:

"Homeboy (feminine: Homegirl) is a slang term of unsettled origin. It means "friend". "

Ron

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