"Landrover, good enough fo the army, good enough for me"
"Cause Ive never seen one in the news being driven by a terrorist"
"As used by the United Nations"
"Jeep/Toyota/Mitsubishi by Evolution. Landrover by Devine intervention"
"You spent how much? and got it stuck where?"
"It gives toyota/Jeep/Nissan drivers something to aspire to"
"Names are descriptive, doesnt yours start with Toy?"
"Because not all 4x4's are limited to the shoping center kerbs"
"Because the allies won the War, (All of em so far)"
"doenst matter if I scratch the panels, Aluminium doesnt rust"
"more space inside and it still fits in a shipping container"
"cheap insurance, no one wants to steal one"
"its the swiss army knife of the automotive world"
"Cause I couldnt afford a Unimog"
"Hummers are just Landrovers on american diets"
"< 12l/100km loaded"
"Cause you cant fit a gun rack to a GXL"
"0-60 1 sec, out the back of a herc"
"cause you cant air drop toyotas and drive them away"
"Still with a Ladder Box Chassis for strength"
"you fitted crawler gears, I just selected low range"
"slow enough to let the fridge chill the beer prior to arrival"
"when preformance matters more that presentation"
"Overengineered since 1954"
"Theres more toyotas on scrap heaps than Landrovers made"
"to see all 4 corners from the drivers seat, first you need corners"
"looks like no other and is easy to spot in the carpark"
"easy to spot in the carpark, theyre the ones with mud on them"
"pop rivits are cheaper to fix than welds"
Got the reggy hat on for some of those....
out of beer.
Sensational Blknight.aus! 
Originally Posted by Blknight.aus
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