This is not fair!

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Originally Posted by Redback

Buy a cat instead and.......oops sorry scollops:wasntme:

Baz.:D

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Ah, the pipes. The pipes calling the clans to arms and chanting of war. Stirring the blood of all the Scots swaddies. The Argylls wrecking the taverns, the Highland Light Infantry bashing the provosts, the First of Foot polishing their egos, and the 42nd. sending out press releases from their PR Agency.

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Originally Posted by RobHay

Can some brave soul have a chat with my Missus.......she won't let me buy a set of Bagpipes:mad:

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She must have seen the BigPond ad!

Actually they would be great for those pesty telemarketers.

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

I love the pipes...must be my Scots blood.
Can you imagine what it must have been like outside Edinburgh Castle a couple of years back when they had 5000 pipers playing at the tattoo? Pure magic :D

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Scots blood? Mrs. Numpty, how many verses of "The Ball at Kerrymuir" can you sing? The record is in the fifties. Contributions please, from AULRO members.

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Absolutley none...but still have a little scots blood coursing these veins. Tight as a fishes too..... :D:D

In fine scots tradition I can name my forebears back 8 generations :p

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The first traditionally starts:-

To the Ball at Kerriemuir, the Ball at Kerriemuir,
Came five an twenty lassies, and everyone a wh**e,
etc.

The chorus goes

There was sh***ing in the barn,
There was sh***ig the ricks
And ye could nae hear the music for the swishing a' the p****ks

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Originally Posted by Redback

Buy a cat instead and.......oops sorry scollops:wasntme:

Baz.:D

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LOL

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Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm

The first traditionally starts:-

To the Ball at Kerriemuir, the Ball at Kerriemuir,
Came five an twenty lassies, and everyone a wh**e,
etc.

The chorus goes

There was sh***ing in the barn,
There was sh***ig the ricks
And ye could nae hear the music for the swishing a' the p****ks

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LOL

I haven't heard it in years

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Originally Posted by RobHay

Can some brave soul have a chat with my Missus.......she won't let me buy a set of Bagpipes:mad:

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I will talk to yours about the bag pipes if you talk to mine about the unimog:twisted:

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

all right, I confess...my middle name is Ron

Brian its actually "Kirriemuir"
and that's not the chorus

You'll have to stretch the brain further :D:D

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The Vicar's daughter, she was there,
She had us all in fits,
with thistles around her ?
and clover round her ?


Next verse someone.

How about a Muck in a jordies byre?????????????????:arms:
Cheers Dean