Reply With QuoteBlonde, gold, what's the difference?Originally Posted by sclarke
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Simon
Master
Now that's GOLDBe very very careful what you wish for.
2 short planks have also been known to neutermuch the same way as 2 bricks
I'm backing the blonde, she has 2 planks and knows how to use them
(sitting down now with my legs crossed)
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Blonde, gold, what's the difference?
Cheers
Simon
Master
I can relate to this story on so many different levels
Wizard
My little darling of a wife in one day has managed to spill coffee on the passenger seat and placed a 30cm scratch and dent on the passenger front and rear doors and I haven’t even paid for my disco yet
Her excuse for the coffee was that she placed her travel mug in her work bag not releasing it had coffee in it I asked why didn’t she check it, her answer she didn’t think about checking it
OK
So in one week all the above and she managed to tail gate a semi causing a stone chip in the WRX windscreen
If I was to say boo to the idea of her wrecking our cars her trump card is “I don’t say anything you when come back with scratches from 4wding” or “remember that time you did this or that” You cant win
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you expected to?You cant win
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Wizard
Kiddies of all ages and sometimes wives have been abducted from cars and never seen again, the world is an unsafe place.
In some cases entire families have been abducted and some calim to have been anally probed as well as part of the alien experience
However it proves why the only safe system is a non human one, as the human logic process is soemtimes flawed but funny
Master
Ya gunna have 2 kill me now GB.
Cheers Dean.
Master
MRS Numpty I should of multiple quoted, my appologies. Was meant for all & It was meant as a light hearted dig, just read it again & it seemed a tad harsh......
Last edited by twitchy; 27th June 2007 at 12:13 PM.
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My little darling of a wife in one day has managed to spill coffee on the passenger seat and placed a 30cm scratch and dent on the passenger front and rear doors and I haven’t even paid for my disco yet
Her excuse for the coffee was that she placed her travel mug in her work bag not releasing it had coffee in it I asked why didn’t she check it, her answer she didn’t think about checking it
OK
So in one week all the above and she managed to tail gate a semi causing a stone chip in the WRX windscreen
If I was to say boo to the idea of her wrecking our cars her trump card is “I don’t say anything you when come back with scratches from 4wding” or “remember that time you did this or that” You cant win
You poor bugger, wife is happy with you owning a WRX and a Land Rover.
Sorry, no sympathy at all.
Cheers
Simon
Master
shhsshhh!Ya gunna have 2 kill me now GB.
Cheers Dean.
Last edited by grumpybastard; 27th June 2007 at 12:17 PM.
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