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  1. 13th July 2007, 03:08 PM #1
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    funny!!!!!!!!

    WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED!

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got
    in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in
    order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally
    smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
    told him midnight!
    He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Got away with that one! Then he
    said," We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? He
    said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
    "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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  2. 13th July 2007, 04:08 PM #2
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    did you tell him thats whats happens when you buy cheap Chinese cuckoo
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  3. 13th July 2007, 04:54 PM #3
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    Roflmao thats funny as phark
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    love it
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    Trust a women to come up with that

    I would just walk in the door and say oh F##K im dead luckly for me the women sleeps like a log


    Oh thats to funny
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  6. 13th July 2007, 10:03 PM #6
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    And this was her Volvo parked out the front




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  7. 14th July 2007, 09:25 AM #7
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    lol love the volvo
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  8. 14th July 2007, 06:11 PM #8
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    she tripped over the coffee table and landed on the volvo nooooooooooooooooo thats not possible is it

    i take it the hand marks up the top are where she feel and the ones at the bottom are where she is getting here self up
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  9. 14th July 2007, 06:32 PM #9
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    Ahh that volvo is mine.......
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  10. 14th July 2007, 06:41 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by sclarke View Post
    Ahh that volvo is mine.......

    so you have been sleeping with twiches boss

    or have you been sleeping with twichey you man slu@
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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