Thread: Joke -

A father goes to the hair dresser for a hair cut, he is accompanied by his young daughter who is carrying a bag of muffins.
Whilst dad is in the chair getting his hair cut his daughter, curious, stands near him and then pulls out a muffin and starts eating it.

The hairdresser says to the little girl " Don't stand too close, you might get hair all over your muffin"
The little girl replys " Yes I know, and I'll get some titties too, YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!''

> > >> A married couple walked into a tourist shop in
> > >>Jamaica.
> > >>
> > >>The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals
> > >>I think you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."
> > >>
> > >>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals
> > >>after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
> > >>didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
> > >>
> > >>The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
> > >>you into a sex freak?"
> > >>
> > >>The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
> > >>
> > >>So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
> > >>finally
> >gave in, and tried them on.
> > >>
> > >>As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
> > >>look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
> > >>
> > >>In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican,
> > >>bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
> > >>ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of
> > >>the Jamaican's hips.
> > >>
> > >>The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on
> > >>de wrong feet! You got dem on de wrong feet!"