Thread: Inapropriate movie line quotes

Dumb and dumber...
... main characters Harry and Lloyd are sitting in a spa-bath talking about old girlfriends and Harry says...

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention"

I've used this a couple of times eg talking about my wife or ex-girlfriend.... sometimes gets a reaction sometimes not but when it does it can provide a few chuckles

Not really a quote but I was caught out the other week whistling "the imperial march" whilst upper management were having a walk though of the office. I never even realised I was whistling at the time. Subliminal I guess.

Zoolander:



Derek: "I think I'm falling for Matilda, Hansel."
Hansel: "Dude, I wasn't gonna say anything but it was like crazy energy flying back and forth between you guys. It was like, whoa, look out!"
Derek: "There was a moment last night when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman..."
Hansel: "Oh, yeah."
Derek: "...where I thought 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.'"

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Does any one know which movie this exchange comes from..

Blues Bros....too easy!!

I bet these cops have got SMODS...

SMODS?

State Municipal Offender Data Systems

Brilliant flick

here's one for the hitch hikers fans;-
"it's times like this when i really wish i'd listened to what my mother told me when i was young"
then your innocent victim says "why? what did she tell you?"
"i don't know, i didn't listen".
i tend to use this one more than i should with people who have no sense of humour, i get the strangest looks.

Is it not SCMODS State County Municipal Offender Data Systems

It has a 440 cubic inch plant its got cop tires cop shocks its the model made before catalitic convertors so it runs good an regular gas

Is it the new Blues mobile or what

Fix the cigarette lighter..