Thread: Inapropriate movie line quotes

Originally Posted by roverfj1200

Love the old BBc show so much that I bought it on DVD....

Resistance is useless.....

my missus bought me the cd of the first book as read by douglas adams, and i have the TV series on dvd too

Originally Posted by roverfj1200

Is it not SCMODS State County Municipal Offender Data Systems

It has a 440 cubic inch plant its got cop tires cop shocks its the model made before catalitic convertors so it runs good an regular gas

Is it the new Blues mobile or what

Fix the cigarette lighter..

That's it!!!

Look at you in those candy assed monkey suits...Merve and the Magic Tones?

How much for the leetle girrrl??

"The whole thing runs like a well oiled machine u know!" from the late great Captian Mainwaring of Dads Army fame

Who wants an orange whip?
funny how the blues bros still rocks after all these years

"I thought you were dead?"

"yea, I get that a lot!"

THis could be used anytime, and it's gotta go close to the best last line of any movie

"Off with his head, and don't forget the scrotum."

Mad Dog Morgan

"You were only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Originally Posted by Capstan

"You were only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off!"

come on that movie produced heaps of better lines than that one

Try these out for size

"I could eat a horse hu hu"

Mr. Bridger: We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in.

'Camp' Freddie: But Mr. Bridger, what if the Professor's not bent?
Mr. Bridger: Camp Freddie, everyone in the *world* is bent!


Charlie Croker: You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

Professor Simon Peach: Are they big? I like 'em big!

BIG"

Charlie Croker: Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I use a machine gun.

And the best till last

Charlie Croker: It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.