Please See the Mudpit for my Quotes.....
Jay and Silent Bob too Blue for here.
BooBooKitty****![]()
"I'm so hungry my ar$e is snapping at the grass" in King Arthur the other night on the telly
Please See the Mudpit for my Quotes.....
Jay and Silent Bob too Blue for here.
BooBooKitty****![]()
My signature line.
Inappropriate at, say, a bikies' club house?
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment and now I've got you right where I want you...."
BAM!
[He falls down dead. Pans to the other guy...]
[blowing the smoke and suds off his gun] "If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk"
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinkin'"
" I'm to old for this $h1t " ... lethal weapon![]()
since some one already picked up on my sci fi likes one of eryn suns top lines ina convo with chryton
Chryton: "Erin, Be nice"
Erin;" Im not good at nice"
Dave
"In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."
For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.
Fozzy, 2.25D SIII Ex DCA Ute
TdiautoManual d1 (gave it to the Mupion)
Archaeoptersix 1990 6x6 dual cab(This things staying)
If you've benefited from one or more of my posts please remember, your taxes paid for my skill sets, I'm just trying to make sure you get your monies worth.
If you think you're in front on the deal, pay it forwards.
A sci-fi Kryten of another sort:
Lister: I'm just sayin', there's 79 more days to go.
Kryten: And if you still want to be alive when there is only 78 more days to go, I suggest you do not blow your nose.
Lister: Do you mind if I ask why?
Kryten: Well, let's forego the noise and the revolting burbling sound and go straight to the really gross part, when you always, and I mean always, having blown your nose, have to open up your handkerchief and take a look at the contents. I mean, why? What do you expect to see in there? A Turner seascape, perhaps? The face of the Madonna? An undiscovered Shakespearian sonnet?
Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6000 - the same I.Q. as 6000 P.E. teachers.
Rimmer: My mind is so numb and brain-dead, I feel like I've just attended a three day seminar entitled 'The Future of Plumbing'. Have you any idea how irritating you have just been? You're a master, there are things you could teach to tropical skin diseases.
Rimmer: Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say ... that over the years, ... I have come to regard you ... as ... people ... I met.
Rimmer: Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence.
Lister: Love is what separates us from animals.
Rimmer: No, Lister - what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.
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