Thread: The world is full of oxygen stealers

Looks over shoulder conecting battery up

Greg

Originally Posted by landyfromanuthaland

I thought I would start removing the black bamboo thatis starting to take over one side of my front fence, this entailed moving my S3 out the way, all was going well until I hit the starter button, nada, nothing, zip, stuff all, thinking ah a flat battery I popped the bonnet and much to my surprise there was no battery, some dirty oxygen stealing bum bandit knocked it off, so much for the ever present back yardf Labrador doing his job, if I had my dear old just departed shepherd this guys oxygen stealing days would have come to an ubrupt end as ol Rusty would have removed his testacles in true shepherd form, geez I was annoyed, why me lord?

Too many oxygen thiefs in the world today

Originally Posted by MrsMcRover

Crimeburn

Love it. Cranbourne?

Melbournians: watch out for an Asian chap wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt at the Vic market food hall. I bought a coffee and a croissant, turned to pay the chick and it was gone when I turned back.

He ran up to a table on a separate occasion and stole a curry that my friend had just bought.

Originally Posted by joel_nicholson

Love it. Cranbourne?

Melbournians: watch out for an Asian chap wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt at the Vic market food hall. I bought a coffee and a croissant, turned to pay the chick and it was gone when I turned back.

He ran up to a table on a separate occasion and stole a curry that my friend had just bought.

Im too far out in the "sticks" to venture in that far lol

Oxygen theives,
My favourite saying,always get a laugh when slaging somebody off thats pushed their usebuy date real close to a forced forclosure.
"Dont like that ****,not enough oxygen in the world as it is,nevermind wasting it on that creton"
Andrew

Ah the shifty nip in the market reminds of the old shifty turds in the pubs that would knock of your smokes if your back was turned, shooting is too good for some of them, chemical castration I say so they cant spread there ilk on the world

You didn't have it parked at Ron's did you..... He seems to be good at attracting trouble!

(Glad it's you "luck" Ron and not mine)

I thought I would start removing the black bamboo thatis starting to take over one side of my front fence,

Maybe there is still a VC cell living in the bamboo & thought they'd disable your S3 until they could call down some fire.

Check your Rubber trees while you are at it, but deffo go armed. Maybe a grenade tossed in first may flush 'em out.




Bloody hell , Nurse! Is it pill time again?