Thread: hehe strange sence of humor

RM boot print in the door, and you call the drivers dickheads !
Only once have I had a yanker on a bike try that, and only once have I swerved hard at a yanker on a bike.

RM boot ? Two tonne LR? I know who come's off (pardon the pun--'come's off') second best.

And yes have riden Bikes for years so I dont mind bikers and I have also done the WRONG thing and lane split some times. Do you pullover hard left or sit on the centre line for the cars if you are at the head of the que first,, or do you own the road.

AND PS, by the sound of you attitude on the road you'll probably get your wants sooner rather than later.

Originally Posted by olbod

I have ridden motor cycles for about 55 years.
Like to ride between the rows of cars to go to the head of the cue when all is stopped. I dont feel that I
am interfering with anybody or creating a situation except perhaps in their tiny minds ! It allows me to accelerate away quicker than the lines of traffic behind
me, so I am in a safer position away from the Dickheads.
You can tell a Qld. driver by the fact that they have
Qld number plates. When you are on a motorcycle
treat them with suspicion and dont assume that they
are responsible drivers !
I always keep an eye out for motorcyclists, give them room and a wave.
Stuff what the law says about riding to the head of the cue, its about survival in a hostile envirenment.
Sometimes you end in a confrontation with a Dickhead,
but its not surprising how weak they become after
they have gained an RM Williams boot impression in a door panel. It's surprising how far some of these hero's will go to avoid a fist fight.
I always drive and ride carefully, with patience and try to be courteous toward other road users but occasionally you meet one of them others.
Nor do I carry a weapon in my vehicles other than my
stockwhip which comes in handy against bite dogs
and Taipans. Its funny how quickly a bite dog is brought to heel after the owner has felt the tip of a whip on his ear !
Cheers.

PS: when I die I want to come back a 150 year ago.

It looks like you are at the head of the queue for whipping them!

Ron

Originally Posted by p38arover

It looks like you are at the head of the queue for whipping them!

Ron

I'd volunteer to whip her but I think she'd enjoy it to much


Something to do with to many years driving Series vehicles.

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Where's Ron when he's most needed.
C'mon Ron, whip these fella's into line

Queue please

Duff, too many motorists dislike motorcyclists and try to bully or injure them.
If you let them get away with it, one day they will kill
a less experienced rider.
I dont let Dickheads bully me, I like to pound their heads especially if they are hoons.
If you were the cyclist that was run off the road by the bus, what would you do ?
If I am at the head of the cue or in the middle, I just
go about my business without interfering with anyone.
When I am on the motorcycle I will go thru to the head of the cue if I can do that without bothering anyone.
Mostly people dont give a stuff but sometimes you come across one that gets up in arms and wants to thro his weight about because he thinks he is safe and a hero in his car. I just ignore him unless he tries something stupid like coming after me, when he does that he's in trouble, because sooner or later he will have to get out and guess who will be there.
I dont like road rage or people being overly agressive towards others less able to take care of themselves.
I wonder how tough you are without your two tonne LR ?
Are you going to Cooma ?

I don't think it's funny at all. Bloody dangerous and childish and a pity the cyclist didn't give the offender a smack for opening his door without looking and another for laughing about it.
But I suppose he laughed 'cos he had his mate with him. Very brave.
By the way, queue is spelt queue not cue which is wot you play pool with.
Alan H.

ex-motorbike cop friend used to slap people's wing mirrors with a gloved hand when they played those kind of games with him, especially while on the move (even on the 'company' bike, he got pushed around occassionally!!)...
it's just a matter of respecting others around you, big or small, truck or bicycle...

people moan about trucks on the road too, but you don't see car drivers trying to push em off the road do ya?