Thread: Forgotten Aussie slang and one liners

"Get a black dog up ya" to this day dont know the origins of that little pearler

Regards

Stevo

rare as rocking horse poo.
as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
as busy as a one legged man in an bumkicking competition.
lower than a snakes bum.

I could eat a horse and chase it rider.
I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throats been cut.
as sick as ten dogs.

Originally Posted by crump

rare as rocking horse ****.
as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
as busy as a one legged man in an arsekicking competition.
lower than a snakes arrse.
I'm so randy I'd ferk a black snake with a festered arrse if someone would hold the head.
I could eat a horse and chase it rider.
I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throats been cut.
as sick as ten dogs.
She's so pretty, I'd eat a yard of her **** to get the smell of her bum.

must be a Queensland thing.....never heard them b4 ( except the first one )

many of the ones already mentioned ( not those above ) ae also common in NZ .......

beyond the Black Stump .....
and the proverbial "three dog night"
I couldn't give a fat rat's crack

Flat out, like a toad on the road.

Cheers, Mick

Flat out like a lizard drinking
Rare as hen's teeth

"Suck me sideways"

Regards

Stevo

Quote:
Originally Posted by crump
rare as rocking horse ****.
as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
as busy as a one legged man in an arsekicking competition.
lower than a snakes arrse.
I'm so randy I'd ferk a black snake with a festered arrse if someone would hold the head.
I could eat a horse and chase it rider.
I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throats been cut.
as sick as ten dogs.
She's so pretty, I'd eat a yard of her **** to get the smell of her bum.

must be a Queensland thing.....never heard them b4 ( except the first one )

Hmm dunno about being QLD, more likely common to those mums and dads who are really brothers and sisters, you know that kinda scary place out whoop whoop,

Regards

Stevo

Should be included in the imigration handout.

Look up this song,

six pack short, by the Sunny Cowgirls.

Easo