thats stuck on the dunny door and it aint smiling now ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
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thats stuck on the dunny door and it aint smiling now ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
one that hasn't been mentioned so far is an expression favoured by some of my mates when out in the bush
they say that when camping all they get is a
"dingo's breakfast"
ie - a p!ss, a fart and a good look around
some variations include a "good scratch" with the above - can't you just picture it now:)
Me, its an old Naval term.Quote:
Originally Posted by vnx205
Me... Its where you keep your balls...Quote:
Originally Posted by vnx205
But if they get cold... your balls can fall through occasionally :p
When my grandad seen a large person walking toward him in the street he'd say"gawd u'd need a cut lunch to get around them"
Dumb as dog $hit
Slip thier foreskin up over thier head and sew it up
Now for some Territory stuff
Mob
Big Mob
Plenty Propper Big Mob
Regarding Dogs
If it had $hit for brains it wouldnt even smell
If its brains were explosives they wouldnt even lift its ears.
From an ex-pusser mate of mine, reckoned it had been around for years
scab lifter ( an army medic)
brass monkey supposedly the brass base plate/ triangle they stacked the cannon balls on ,when the weather froze the brass monkey shrunk and all the balls fell of.
john
she's as ugly as a hat full of rrrrrrrrrrrrrrsoles
you ain't properly pi55ed till ya got three days **** in ya pants
thick/dumb as a moccassin/eggplant/box of hammers/thong