Thread: Forgotten Aussie slang and one liners

one that hasn't been mentioned so far is an expression favoured by some of my mates when out in the bush

they say that when camping all they get is a

"dingo's breakfast"

ie - a p!ss, a fart and a good look around

some variations include a "good scratch" with the above - can't you just picture it now

Originally Posted by vnx205

How many people know that this has absolutely nothing to do with the genitalia of primates?

Me, its an old Naval term.

Originally Posted by vnx205

How many people know that this has absolutely nothing to do with the genitalia of primates?

Me... Its where you keep your balls...

But if they get cold... your balls can fall through occasionally

When my grandad seen a large person walking toward him in the street he'd say"gawd u'd need a cut lunch to get around them"

Dumb as dog $hit
Slip thier foreskin up over thier head and sew it up
Now for some Territory stuff
Mob
Big Mob
Plenty Propper Big Mob
Regarding Dogs
If it had $hit for brains it wouldnt even smell
If its brains were explosives they wouldnt even lift its ears.

From an ex-pusser mate of mine, reckoned it had been around for years


scab lifter ( an army medic)


brass monkey supposedly the brass base plate/ triangle they stacked the cannon balls on ,when the weather froze the brass monkey shrunk and all the balls fell of.


john

she's as ugly as a hat full of rrrrrrrrrrrrrrsoles

you ain't properly pi55ed till ya got three days **** in ya pants