Thread: Forgotten Aussie slang and one liners

G'day Folks

Fits/Tolerances,

Fits like a bum in a Bucket.

You could fly a plane through that gap.

The pistons go up flip over then back down.

Intelligence

1/2 dozen Kangaroos short in the top paddock.

Insults

When the Lord was passing out Looks you thought he said Chooks and you weren't Hungry.

When the Lord was passing out Brains you thought he said Trains and you missed yours

Thick as two short planks.
Fartarsing around
I couldn't **** in the ocean if I were flyin over it.
Like a bum in a bucket
I hope your chooks turn into Emu's and kick your dunnie down.
And a couple that disappeared with decimal currency
You look like you lost a pound and found a shilling.
Look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves. - My grannie used to say that a bit.

Like the cockie on a biscuit tin.

Arnotts used to sell biscuits in tins, with a macaw (type of parrot) label on the lid. The cockie was always on the outside and couldn't get the biscuits inside.

I think it's time to move this to the Mud Pit

Full as a fart, p1ssed as a cricket, p1ssed as a newt,where were u when they were giving out the brains? holding the door open!, couldnt hit the floor if ya fell on it, ya had half a brain youd be dangerous, who dropped that one, far south as the crow flies.
From my days up the Territory
gammon,
cask of wine was a goon box, a drunken indigenous person was a c_ _ n full a goon.
Pollyfella was a policeman not something u filled a hole in the wall with
U wouldnt say the car was broken , for example u would say the car been ****ed.
Fix him proper one was repair it properly,
everything ends with eh or ay!

And ridgey didge

I'm laughing so hard here now because I use most of Crumps regularly, and quite a few others too.
My Nana's probably to blame

Yes gotta love our dear old nannas,