Two kings were mounted on their horses facing each other, one near and one futher away. Both Kings had their armies assembled behind them as they conducted diplomatic negotiations on the preferred venue for a combined box social.
The nearer of the two shouted to the other, "Hey you, far King, can't you hear what I'm saying?".
The other replied, "From where I am, you are the far King, can't you hear me?"
...and an almighty battle ensued.


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