Any medical professionals ?

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Originally Posted by abaddonxi

You know that's not what they really do while you're under.:eek:

Just feel sorry for the guy in the next bed who has to go in for the gastro-endoscopy after you're done.

Cheers
Simon

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The part that gets me is .... what about foreplay ... he didn't even kiss me first .. :o:mad:

You may not get a card on valentines day either

I broke a tarsus bone a fair time ago when my bike landed on it.(A heavily laden Road trail) It was displaced and knitted by the time I returned to civilisation and an X ray department.

My GP, an excellent fellow, said If you want to fix it fine, but it won't impede your future activities so it's your choice. I only feel it every now and then, and I didn't really like playing squash anyway...

All in all, either fix it early or not at all (Unless it IS impeding normal activity) was the message I got that day.


JC

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Don't forget to make sure you get a second opinion :D:D:D

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Ah yes, the two finger trick :D
Nothing like a second opinion..

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Originally Posted by Aaron

By any chance, is there anyone here in the medical profession?

Want to do some backyard medical mechanics ?

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Well, so far you have had more "Bush Doctor" advice than poor jase has had with "Bush Lawyer" advice :wasntme:

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Originally Posted by abaddonxi

You know that's not what they really do while you're under.:eek:

Just feel sorry for the guy in the next bed who has to go in for the gastro-endoscopy after you're done.

Cheers
Simon

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Look...NO HANDS:D

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Oi...at least one piece of advice came from a "real' doctor...and at least 3 other pieces from health professionals...:mad:

Bush doctors indeed :mad::mad:

Now..if you'd just step in sir I have an excellent remedy from my aunt, who was a wombat....:D:D:D:D

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What is the old saying?

It ain't true without the pic :)

Cheers,

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Hasn't Robhay mentioned a prostate expert at his work? The islander bloke?

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Be sure that he hasn't got both hands on your shoulders.

Or like this :eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...007/12/144.jpg

Oops ... just got back from the urologist :(:eek:

Looks like I'll be glowing in the dark next year for a while. He's talking about injecting some iodine isotope grains with a 1/2 life of about 4 months. Do they have geigercounters at airport security :D

Not entirely surprised tho with a strong family history, I reckon it was more or less a lay down misere. She'll be right, herself is happy to do all the worrying while I do all the getting better.:p

Have a Happy Chrissie one and all. :twobeers: