Can't remember if I've posted this elsewhere or not....but many years ago back in the UK (Before political correctness had completely ruined the country) a mate came out of a shop to find a scumbag leaning in through the broken window of his work van and removing his stereo. My mate shouts at him, which results in him running off up the street. So, mate jumps in van, goes after him, and bounces him over the bonnet leaving him in a mess on the floor. Police were called, mate gets asked to give his account of the incident, and gives the policeman the above description of what he did.
Officer replies: "No sir, upon seeing the alledged thief run off, you gave chase purely in order to make a citizens arrest when you caught up, at which point he unfortunately swerved and ran straight in front of your vehicle, giving you no chance to avoid him. UNDERSTAND?"
Jeff
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2010 TDV8 RRS
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