
Originally Posted by
45tr0
At a party one night with my then girlfriend, her ex punched her in the face in front of me - she had left him a month or so earlier because of violence, etc.
At the time I only remember hitting him once, but when the police arrived apparently i was in the front yard with broken knuckles on both hands and washing blood off my doc martins.
The coppers let me sweat it at the station for about an hour before the senior constable took me into the interview room and said,
"You should know that the bloke you belted has a smashed eye socket, jaw and cheekbone, a collapsed lung and six broken ribs. He's been put in ICU, and you should be up for Assault occasioning Grievous Bodily Harm.
Now, we know this bloke though, and I don't think anyone is going to feel too sorry for him, so here's what happens - In a minute the Sargeant is going to come in and turn on that tape recorder. You're going to tell him that when this bloke hit your girl he tried to attack you too, and that at no point were you aware that he no longer posed a threat. You were just defending yourself and your girl, and having never been in this sort of situation before, you didn't ever think to stop. Got it? Good."
I was given a very firm warning.
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