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    Bundy is Bundaberg Rum, a once great Australian company now owned by the Poms . Still a nice drop though, just be careful because it goes down like battery acid...

    For Kelpie, see above.

    Tucker is a slang term for food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binford View Post
    Yeah. American cowboys, those. Haven't seen the movie though. Not terribly high on my list either.

    Okay, guys... Help me out here:

    What's "Bundy" rum and how is it different from...well...rum?

    It's magical stuff, it helps ugly people get laid, stops divorces, keeps police in jobs, it will make your Jeep run when you run out of fuel, it gives you the power of invincibilty for a prescribed period of time

    What's a Kelpie?

    A real dog

    why would he want to pee on my hat?

    Because he can.



    And "tucker" is food in general, or something more specific?

    Food is food, tucker is better than food, it's almost orgasmic, the nicest food you have ever tasted in your life x 10

    It even beats a lamb shank, a pint of german brew and followed by a beef Vindaloo.

    or

    A friday night Kebab could be classified as tucker


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    And kelpies will happily pee on anything. Hats are probably their second favourite target. The favourite is each wheel on visitors' cars.

    They'll never pee on your Blundies, however. They save those for chewing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesH View Post
    And kelpies will happily pee on anything. Hats are probably their second favourite target. The favourite is each wheel on visitors' cars.

    They'll never pee on your Blundies, however. They save those for chewing.
    They do protect you from Drop bears though

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    Quote Originally Posted by dobbo View Post
    They do protect you from Drop bears though
    That reminds me of probably the best Bundy advertisement ever when the two blokes were camping next to some Swedish backpackers. The Bundy bear dropped out of the tree onto the backpakers tents. They backpackers ran screaming into the boys tent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dobbo View Post
    They do protect you from Drop bears though


    That's why I don't like tall trees around my place, no trees = No drop bears

    You won't find me on: faceplant; Scipe; Infragam; LumpedIn; ShapCnat or Twitting. I'm just not that interesting.

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    Blundies...?

    Drop bears...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binford View Post
    Blundies...?

    Drop bears...?
    Welcome to an Australian forum...heh heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binford View Post
    Blundies...?

    Drop bears...?
    I knew you were going to ask that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binford View Post
    Blundies...?

    Drop bears...?
    As I said previously a Kelpie is the best form of protection against a Dropbear a pair of steel Blundies are the second, you just kick him in the Jatz Crackers while you wear them. Do not go into the bush without a kelpie or a pair of Blundies. Serious injuries have been accounted for persons venturing out alone with only a pair of Jengles for personal protection. I never leave home without a pair of Blundies, you don't know what you'll encounter.

    A Dropbear is a larger version of a Koala, albino in appearance and savage, very savage.

    Like James stated on the TV a year or two ago a group of female Swedish backpackers got scared into a tent of a group of young drunken males, what happened next should not be posted on this forum.

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