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  1. 27th March 2008, 04:16 PM #1
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    words escape me

    'Wombat rape made man speak Strine' | NEWS.com.au
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    "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- a warning from Adolf Hitler
    "If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all!" -- a wise observation by someone else
    'If everyone colludes in believing that war is the norm, nobody will recognize the imperative of peace." -- Anne Deveson
    “What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.” - Pericles
    "We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” – Ayn Rand
    "The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts." Marcus Aurelius
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  2. 27th March 2008, 04:22 PM #2
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    It was choice eh Bro.

    We used to call my brothers mate a Wombatcause he always ate roots and leaves.


    Or Eats, roots then Leaves


    Perhaps the man was actually raped but used a metaphor to disguise his shame.
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  3. 27th March 2008, 04:27 PM #3
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    I know all Kiwi's wanna be Aussies, but there's surely easier ways! Eh cussie Bro?!
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  4. 27th March 2008, 04:36 PM #4
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    hahahaha. what a great read.

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  5. 27th March 2008, 04:43 PM #5
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    Kiwi's hey...mmmm

    Maybe he was related to this bloke

    Dead rabbits: Sydney man charged with bestiality - National - smh.com.au
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    I know wombats have poor eyesight, but really, a drunk kiwi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FenianEel View Post
    Kiwi's hey...mmmm

    Maybe he was related to this bloke

    Dead rabbits: Sydney man charged with bestiality - National - smh.com.au

    Poor show the easter bunny just left the building and you bring that up!!!!!!!!!!!
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  8. 27th March 2008, 05:00 PM #8
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    Pretty dangerous wild life Down Under...
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    And there are people who drive Discovery.
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    Alcohol ey bro

    I reckon it might av been crack cocain ey
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    Reminds me of that Scandinavian surfer who actually did get raped....by dolphins.
    They did what dolphins do when procreating, they kidnapped their object of desire <must have liked the cut of his jib....or something> by two of them swimming up under him and by pressing their sides together kept him up out of the water like a sardine while their mate swam up on them from behind and had it's way with the pop eyed surfer.
    He walked in to the police station to report it, kinda pidgeon toed.
    Or porpoise toed?
    I'll bet the dolphins got free drinks for years on that tale.
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