Mate of mine used to do that, he lived in the end of a Cul-de-Sac and could see the 7 day Adventurers or the Mormons coming down the street, so he'd strip off and when they knocked on the door he would answer it buck naked and insist they come in for a cuppa, wish I had have had the video camera with me. One sheila ran up the street screaming Rape, someone called the cops, they came out and had a good laugh and a few beers, Regards Frank.

