Application: Permission to date my daughter.

Top Gear that Vlad, bng on! hahaha

As a Father of an 18y.o. daughter (and 10 & 8!) will print out several copies.
V. similar to the rules she has. Her friends (male & female) know they are all welcome here, but any carrying on like tools, or "unauthorised activities" and "Danger Dad" comes out:twisted:

Before schoolies I told her, "love you, be careful, be sensible - don't come back with anything in, on or hanging from your body that wasn't there when you left." :D

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Originally Posted by FenianEel

don't come back with anything in, on or hanging from your body that wasn't there when you left." :D

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Gold:D:D

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Originally Posted by rick130

After dear little sis had advised for the umpteenth time she didn't want to see him and not to call again, I grabbed the phone and in my best camp voice told him I batted for the other team, thought he was cute and asked him out as my 'friends' and I would like to get to know him better to see if he preferred hanging with the 'boys' instead......
He never rang again......:D

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:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

When I saw the thread title I thought you wanted to date your own daughter Vlad :eek:

Bit like the couple (father & daughter) that made the news recently :angel:

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That's what I thought too! I know Vlad's a sick puppy, but that's going a bit too far :eek:

Try finding "Trunk Monkey" on Google or Utube.
They showed it on the last course I did.
Real funny,if anybody finds it post a link.
Andrew

Had better not say what I was thinking.......:angel: , naah bugger it, Im Looking at trading in the wife for a youger model........:eek: Any pics of said daughter's , fully clothed of course....hope the ex doesnt see this......:)

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Originally Posted by VladTepes

I don;t have a daughter....... as far as I know BUT if I did - since you show such good taste (well, mostly) in cars and bikes, I'd allow the wine and cheese thing, but I'd come along with the shotty. You know, just in case !

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Bugger! I was going to ask if she is a hottie! :D

Try This...
Trunk Monkey Chaperone
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...008/04/405.jpg

Thats the one,:D:D:D:D:D
Andrew

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Originally Posted by jimbo110

That's what I thought too! I know Vlad's a sick puppy, but that's going a bit too far :eek:

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Don't blame me you are the sickos that thought of it !