Thread: Fess up Aaron

should watch that one Ron---

Let me in on this one Aaron has taken out a girl form his work out 4wding and seeing that there was a wet mattress involved we assume that either him or her didn’t wee wee, ok but he claims that she to clingy and not mentally attractive but Aaron is single mmmmmmmmm a stick situation mmmmmm

Originally Posted by Chronic

Let me in on this one Aaron has taken out a girl form his work out 4wding and seeing that there was a wet mattress involved we assume that either him or her didn’t wee wee, ok but he claims that she to clingy and not mentally attractive but Aaron is single mmmmmmmmm a stick situation mmmmmm

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"

Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest.

Originally Posted by dobbo

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"

Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest.

What about starting to scratch the wedding vegetables constantly... maybe with an anguished look on your face?

Originally Posted by p38arover

I'm desperate. Give her my address.

On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately!

Originally Posted by Aaron

She is vearging on insanity Im sure.

As you become older and wiser you will learn that they all are verging on insanity if not already barking mad.

Originally Posted by p38arover

On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately!

As she turns to lesbianism

Originally Posted by dobbo

As she turns to lesbianism

Well? What's the problem with that?

At least Aaron will be free of her.