Fess up Aaron

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Originally Posted by dobbo

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.

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yes but you (and your kids) are blonde haired and blue eyed, no points... :)

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Originally Posted by dobbo

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.

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didnt really read the book did you, try that and you wind up exactly where you are with a surprised looking whale and a bowl of petunias

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"

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urm if you murder someone how do you wind up their cell mate, unless your in texas, last time I checked we dont got the death penalty

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.

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something about vogon poetry and the phrase "if you were a clearer minded thinker, that the vogon had never been born" has pen pre edited into place over the coment about train tickets.

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Originally Posted by dobbo

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.

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homosexuality is implied by joining a male beach volyball team however if shes willing to do the same for a womans beach vollyball team perhaps you may have found a goodun and should reconsider your standards. Hypocritical maybey but I am a breathing male (although potentially for not much longer if swmbo reads this

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.

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Ive done plenty of field time with the army without showers and EWWW.. but it does still prove that there is english in your blood dobbo

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest.

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he bought it up see if she minds sharing you... there are several lecherous blokes on this site who might come to mind but drunk as I am I can only list my name atm... :P

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Originally Posted by p38arover

On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately! :angel:

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or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

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The Hillman Super Minx is a manual. :p

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Originally Posted by Col.Coleman

She won't take that threat seriously if you don't have the ivan milat hitchhiking kit like on the bonnet of my 130
bring her sunday we'll scare her off

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did you hear the one about mr milat hiking into the mountains with two beautiful young backpackers? one of the girls says "it's cold and getting dark.. i'm getting a little scared.." so ivan replies - "YOUR scared? I have to walk back home ALONE!"

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Originally Posted by Captain_Rightfoot

What was that website again? Car stuck girls?

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It appears a few of them get dirtier in their LRs than we do :P

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...008/04/158.jpg

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Originally Posted by Captain_Rightfoot

What was that website again? Car stuck girls?

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These might be closer for this forum-

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...008/04/157.jpg


Edit. Seems someone beat me to it :)

i had to have aTHOROUGH look thru that website. it seems that perhaps some of the girls on that site aren't really the drivers of the cars. who'd have thunk it!

i still dont consider it a waste of time though.

Well, the blonde is NM and we know she drives her Landy!

props to N and NM then :) my gf hates 4x4's. i'll convert her yet!

gas? or soft top?:p

if that was directed at me (and with my mind even if it wasnt i can make something from it :) ) hopefully no gas in the future and i'd like the top to stay firmer, rather than softer :wasntme: