Thread: Fess up Aaron

Originally Posted by dobbo

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.

yes but you (and your kids) are blonde haired and blue eyed, no points...

Originally Posted by dobbo

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.

didnt really read the book did you, try that and you wind up exactly where you are with a surprised looking whale and a bowl of petunias

Originally Posted by dobbo

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"

urm if you murder someone how do you wind up their cell mate, unless your in texas, last time I checked we dont got the death penalty

Originally Posted by dobbo

Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.

something about vogon poetry and the phrase "if you were a clearer minded thinker, that the vogon had never been born" has pen pre edited into place over the coment about train tickets.

Originally Posted by dobbo

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.

homosexuality is implied by joining a male beach volyball team however if shes willing to do the same for a womans beach vollyball team perhaps you may have found a goodun and should reconsider your standards. Hypocritical maybey but I am a breathing male (although potentially for not much longer if swmbo reads this

Originally Posted by dobbo

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.

Ive done plenty of field time with the army without showers and EWWW.. but it does still prove that there is english in your blood dobbo

Originally Posted by dobbo

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest.

he bought it up see if she minds sharing you... there are several lecherous blokes on this site who might come to mind but drunk as I am I can only list my name atm... :P

Originally Posted by p38arover

On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately!

or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

if that was directed at me (and with my mind even if it wasnt i can make something from it ) hopefully no gas in the future and i'd like the top to stay firmer, rather than softer