Thread: Fess up Aaron

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

yes but you (and your kids) are blonde haired and blue eyed, no points... .

You forgot my wife as well, not our fault we have the blood of kings.

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

didnt really read the book did you, try that and you wind up exactly where you are with a surprised looking whale and a bowl of petuniasurm.

you didn't read my post did you? Going for an improbabilty drive, and having an infinate improbabilty drive installed on ones vehicle are two entirely different things, that is unless your Defender is powered by "the golden bale" if it is, one day a simple drive to the shops could result with an army of white robots from the planet Kricket hunting you down trying to rip the guts out of Big Red. Besides according to the book that incident of the bewildered Sperm Whale and bowl of Petunia improbably being called into existence has allready occured (in our universe anyway) therefore the probability of this exact event occuring again would be extremely infinately improbable.

Actually
Considering the extremely improbable usually occurs when using an infinate improbable drive, the event occuring again is so improbable that is will most likely happen every bloody time you press the button, therefore I feel this device should be renamed the Sperm whale and bowl of Petunia generator.

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

if you murder someone how do you wind up their cell mate, unless your in texas, last time I checked we dont got the death penalty..

Mate you drank to many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters Yesterday, read the post again I said you could end up being someone elses Clingy girl therefore the victim is out of the equation, the murderer becomes someone elses clingy girl.

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

something about vogon poetry and the phrase "if you were a clearer minded thinker, that the vogon had never been born" has pen pre edited into place over the coment about train tickets..

You do this very well, for an ugly Ape man, you must have a Bable fish inserted into one of your orifices

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

homosexuality is implied by joining a male beach volyball team however if shes willing to do the same for a womans beach vollyball team perhaps you may have found a goodun and should reconsider your standards. Hypocritical maybey but I am a breathing male (although potentially for not much longer if swmbo reads this.

I agree, so does my SWMBO

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

Ive done plenty of field time with the army without showers and EWWW.. but it does still prove that there is english in your blood dobbo.

I showered at Cooma, did you?

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

he bought it up see if she minds sharing you... there are several lecherous blokes on this site who might come to mind but drunk as I am I can only list my name atm... :P.

I'll bring the beer

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

Auto, volleyball shower scenes and cellmates, is your username blknight or blueknight?

Originally Posted by sclarke

We need the mudpit.... i could have respoken about the bucket of water....

couldn't we all