Thread: Girlfriend for sale on eBay!

I hope someone copied it. I'm just home from work and it's gone!

Originally Posted by p38arover

I hope someone copied it. I'm just home from work and it's gone!

A quick search only turned up some chatter on other forums. One quoted the 'Questions' section:

Q: Do you have any pictures of the rear quarter panels? I'm particularly concerned about any rust below the surface, or sagging bodywork. 30-Apr-08
A: Unfortunately most of the photos of the item were burnt in a ancient self cleansing ritual i took part in last week. I can assure you that all panels are in pristine condition.
Q: Is there a rent, try, buy option? 30-Apr-08
A: I'd love to but if i did, id have NO chance of selling
Q: Do you allow test drives and inspections prior to purchase? With a model of that vintage, I want to check there aren't any rattles or shakes? 30-Apr-08
A: It is quite vintage but there are quite alot of upgraded aftermarket mods. Just to name a few.. Garrett T4 Turbo credit card spending, Modified CPU chip which automatically disagrees with anything you do or say and BOSE Voice sound system which never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER stops
Q: Are you the first owner? What model/year is this? 30-Apr-08
A: First owner. 81 model Italian. Handles well but occasionally hits gutters seems to lose money very easily
Q: Do I have to buy all of her, or are you prepared to part her out so I can choose the bits I like to update my current model? 30-Apr-08
A: All parts are in great shape except for the CPU. Feel free to mix and match.
Q: does she have service history? would you consider a trade in? 30-Apr-08
A: Her service history has been tampered with so who knows how many kms she's actually rolled over.
Q: Does she come with any spares? What her performance like (in the kitchen obviously) in BHP? Any service history? 30-Apr-08
A: Item comes with a few of my credit cards and has my testicles in a jar. To her credit, she dosent know where the kitchen is so it would be unfair to rate her performance.