Thread: Are you really OK ?

Originally Posted by ivery819

Much of my work is overseas so I need to have regular health checks for insurance purposes. Up until now I have always passed with flying colours, notwithstanding smoking, drinking, being overweight and not getting enough exercise.
The last round of tests showed a slight ECG abnormality which the Doc thought he may as well follow up.
It turns out I have a major problem, but now that we know about it and can treat it, the outcome is expected to be OK.
I had no obvious symptoms (but my lifestyle choices have now changed ) and if it hadn't been for regular check ups I would have dropped dead in the next few months.

My message...........have regular check ups......no-one is bullet proof.

End of sermon !

In over 50% of heart attack cases the first REAL sympton is DEATH, scary, Regards Frank.

I'm always worried that I'll have a heart attack when having sex with someone other than my wife.

Originally Posted by p38arover

I'm always worried that I'll have a heart attack when having sex with someone other than my wife.

Then there is no reason to be worried about a heart attack Ron!


I remember as a kid about mum telling me of this fella in his early 30's that they did an angiogram on and his heart was all plugged up. Fast lifestyle she said. 20 years later it's probably not a problem for him anymore.

Originally Posted by Slunnie

Then there is no reason to be worried about a heart attack Ron! .

Mongrel!

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Once upon a time I was attractive to the opposite sex.

It's been a while, though.

Much less get caught.........you sly old dog.......must be the tweed jacket

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Reckon you still are but don't for one minute think you'd cheat on your missus Ron

I would but I can't afford the payout - plus I'm scared of her.

Elisabeth tells me it's $1/2 million for a cheat with someone her age and increasing the younger the girl gets. As I want an 18 yo. blonde with big, er, eyes, I reckon it will be expensive.

Originally Posted by ivery819

Much less get caught.........you sly old dog.......must be the tweed jacket

I scrub up quite well. Most people have only ever seen me in Stubbies.