Don't spray deodorant on your gentleman's parts.
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Don't spray deodorant on your gentleman's parts.
Don't accidentally substitute Deep Heat for the correct topically applied medication to treat a urinary track infection, as did a collegue's wife. All the neighbours could hear was "BLOW ON IT ARTHUR! BLOW ON IT ARTHUR!"
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Originally Posted by V8Ian
Deep Heat should also not be confused with toothpaste.
Or haemorrhoid creamQuote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
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that would tighten your braces :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Outback 1
Hey, Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism
55 years ago, when I started at Tech College, one of my teachers said...
"There will soon be only three careers out there. The person who pushes the button, the person who makes the button and the person who designs the button."
The button has long been pushing itself.
The button has long been making itself.
Some of the buttons are already designing themselves.
I'm glad I'm retired.
Possums like passionfruit.
and while they know precisely the time the very first one is ripe, after that they dont care and will eat purple, green and brown ones.
My girlfriend and my sister both insist on picking the seeds out of passionfruit.
Weird....
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I pick the seeds out of pumpkin.......
More Mini Mokes were made in this country than any other in the world.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that most of them were owned by a member here. ;)