Thread: Things I've learnt.....

Don't accidentally substitute Deep Heat for the correct topically applied medication to treat a urinary track infection, as did a collegue's wife. All the neighbours could hear was "BLOW ON IT ARTHUR! BLOW ON IT ARTHUR!"

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Don't accidentally substitute Deep Heat for the correct topically applied medication to treat a urinary track infection, as did a collegue's wife. All the neighbours could hear was "BLOW ON IT ARTHUR! BLOW ON IT ARTHUR!"

Deep Heat should also not be confused with toothpaste.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Deep Heat should also not be confused with toothpaste.

Or haemorrhoid cream

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Originally Posted by Outback 1

Or haemorrhoid cream

that would tighten your braces



Hey, Want to hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism

55 years ago, when I started at Tech College, one of my teachers said...
"There will soon be only three careers out there. The person who pushes the button, the person who makes the button and the person who designs the button."
The button has long been pushing itself.
The button has long been making itself.
Some of the buttons are already designing themselves.

I'm glad I'm retired.

Possums like passionfruit.
and while they know precisely the time the very first one is ripe, after that they dont care and will eat purple, green and brown ones.

My girlfriend and my sister both insist on picking the seeds out of passionfruit.
Weird....

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I pick the seeds out of pumpkin.......