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    Who should be the next President?

    I got this from a mate in the states, you decide!

    “I cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.

    On one side, we have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

    On the other side, we have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

    Is there a contest here?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by drivesafe View Post
    I got this from a mate in the states, you decide!

    “I cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.

    On one side, we have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

    On the other side, we have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

    Is there a contest here?”
    I'll take number 2 please
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    Great choice! A 60yo woman, a coloured person, and a geriatric. They don't have compulsory voting so how many will bother to get out and vote for one of this unlovely lot?

    It has been said that nations get the politicians they deserve.

    Is this some sort of divine payback for Iraq?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm View Post
    Great choice! A 60yo woman, a coloured person, and a geriatric. They don't have compulsory voting so how many will bother to get out and vote for one of this unlovely lot?

    It has been said that nations get the politicians they deserve.

    Is this some sort of divine payback for Iraq?

    The Cosa Nostra should be contracted to run the country. They did a better job of managing their business than most hot shot corporation executives. Responded quickly to customer requirements, bad debts firmly under control, well diversified into non-core businesses, profits skilfully invested, tax liabilities minimised, etc.
    Obama seems a good candidate from a distance ... but I don't think the Americans are ready to accept a black president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greylandy View Post
    Obama seems a good candidate from a distance ... but I don't think the Americans are ready to accept a black president.
    Or a female president.

    Hmm, on reflection, who is ready for a female leader?
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    Or a female president.
    ... female or female Clinton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm View Post
    Great choice! A 60yo woman, a coloured person, and a geriatric. They don't have compulsory voting so how many will bother to get out and vote for one of this unlovely lot?

    It has been said that nations get the politicians they deserve.

    Is this some sort of divine payback for Iraq?

    The Cosa Nostra should be contracted to run the country. They did a better job of managing their business than most hot shot corporation executives. Responded quickly to customer requirements, bad debts firmly under control, well diversified into non-core businesses, profits skilfully invested, tax liabilities minimised, etc.
    The black one is the best bet, yet.

    Having Hussein as a middle name, may even help to quell the unrest in the Middle East.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm View Post
    Great choice! A 60yo woman, a coloured person, and a geriatric. They don't have compulsory voting so how many will bother to get out and vote for one of this unlovely lot?

    It has been said that nations get the politicians they deserve.

    Is this some sort of divine payback for Iraq?

    The Cosa Nostra should be contracted to run the country. They did a better job of managing their business than most hot shot corporation executives. Responded quickly to customer requirements, bad debts firmly under control, well diversified into non-core businesses, profits skilfully invested, tax liabilities minimised, etc.
    Sexism, racism and ageism all in one post. Well done

    And then to suggest that living under the rule of a bunch of murdering criminals is the way to go.

    I'm glad I don't live in your utopia.

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    Well none of them own a landrover or drive a landrover so what do lcare about their policies or abilities they are just some more delusional Americans who are going to possibly ruin the world over the next 4 years.

    What l like is that the myth anyone in American can be the President, but the reality is anyone with loads of somebody elses money can run to be President of America. Even Hiliary has only lent her campaign fund $5 million, lent means she expects to recoup it from the donations of others she isn't actually spending it on her own case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foz.in.oz View Post
    Sexism, racism and ageism all in one post. Well done

    And then to suggest that living under the rule of a bunch of murdering criminals is the way to go.

    I'm glad I don't live in your utopia.
    Ooh! someone doesn't have a sense of humour.

    I didn't mention religion. Perhaps I should have tried to get that in as well and offended everyone.

    If you think the bulk of the populace is not bigoted in some way or ways, then I suggest you get out of your ivory tower and learn about the real world.

    And you think that a lot of democratically elected governments and big business are not murdering criminals? Where have you been hiding.
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