Oh dear! :o I understand. My wife is a chocoholic - particularly for Lindt.
re the hips, I'm sorry, I didn't check them out when you were here. :p
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DB have you tried the snickers with the lot ...... Now thats worth eating right there :p:D.
Snickers... would you eat something named after the Mars family's pet horse.
My mum can get you as many roast almonds as you can handle!!!!
She works in an oldies home.Visitors always bring in choc coated almonds,the oldies suck the chocolate off and spit the almonds into a bowl:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Andrew
You could always eat the choc and try "everyones ass looks big in jodphers" I have seen that one used before, strange thing was I overheard two men using the phrase.
NO CHOCOLATE!
:wacko::wacko::wacko:
She's mad I tell you!
There are certain things required to crete life.
Cafine Chocolate and cabage for the universal filler.
Remove these things and life will cease to exist.
You all need to follow my simple diet to get healthy
1 Smoke
2 Eat chocolate, Lots of chocolate.
3 wash it all down with coffee.
This way you will be perfectly preserved.
Cant see how giving up chocolate is going to make ya ass smaller tho giving up both the fags and the chocolate could be a recipe for thunder thighs and a barge ass :D:D:D
If ya have trouble with the fags try Champix tabs they have to be prescribed by your doc and they work i have used them and now am nearly 7 weeks without a durrie and a few mates have had the same result as for the chocolate i cant offer any help there never really been a fan of chocolate :D