Thread: Loo Papper

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Ha ha....one step ahead....chux mate!! chux!!

Either that or........

Sponge on a stick or an alternative use for a toilet brush.

Considering how thin todays paper is I wonder what persons visiting the fedral funded hotels use to make rollies once they use their weekly allowance of rolling papers?

Might be a good thing to go out and buy a cat scratch pole ..... no hands required but the dry bits might get a little scratchy .

Originally Posted by Fusion

Might be a good thing to go out and buy a cat scratch pole ..... no hands required but the dry bits might get a little scratchy .

That's why you get the cat to go with it, he'll scratch it off for you
I agree, we seem to be "breaking through" more often lately. It's easy fixed though,






I usually just lick 'em clean

Originally Posted by crump

I find for a real good clean the "dog" method where you drag yourself along the carpet with your front legs the best, but I generally save it for staying at friends and motel rooms.

Nearly fell off my chair then!

I have read it all now!
How is this related to Landy's?

You people give me the S***s



Ralph

You could try a wooden scraper and your **** will have a taper .

My grandad said the same joke, reckons in the Army during the war you only got one sheet of paper per visit so poke your finger through, wipe/scrape, fold up and use to clean finger nail.

So whilst cleaning your quoit on the carpet using the dog method, dont u get ball burn?