Thread: Reeks of American greed but very funny!!

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BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, OR DECADE, PERHAPS EVEN THE CENTURY.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then
insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the
policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
small fires.'The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars
were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and
was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the
recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!!!

ONLY IN AMERICA ----NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS THEY'RE NUTS!!

Even a song... apologies for not being able to find the proper one